<!-- Origin Article URL: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/bodhichen/16414099 --> <span style="color:#111111;font-size:16px;">甲:我之前看到一個女生,心就會像小鹿亂撞一樣。<br>(過了一會兒)<br><span> </span><br><span>乙:後來呢?</span><br><span><br>甲:鹿撞死了.... </span></span>